Alice? Oh she eats the cake and grows bigger which upsets her so much she starts crying and that floods the room. She only shrinks down in size again with the help of a fan - at least in the book - which we don't have. Also there's a whole thing with a mouse, various animals, and a caucus race... so suffice it to say I don't think we're in Wonderland anymore. At least for now.

[Honestly it would have been fun to get the chance to ask a mouse where his cat is in French, but he doubts that'll happen now. Missed opportunities.]

I don't think there was a dollhouse at all. If we end up at a tea party after this I wouldn't be surprised, though. Most people only remember a select few details from the story.

[He puts a thoughtful hand to his chin as Northstar rejoins him.]

What if we tried opening two different doors at the same time?