[They're already starting with a handicap, after all. They'd had to work for their weapons. Frankly, he believes they should have just been able to touch the other pieces to have them explode.
Maybe they could have? He hadn't thought to try punching a bishop in the face. He likes not having all of his knuckles busted. At least this way there's no potential damage to himself. That's how he prefers things.
He reaches down to pick up the sword. The other pieces are taking their turn as he does.]
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[They're already starting with a handicap, after all. They'd had to work for their weapons. Frankly, he believes they should have just been able to touch the other pieces to have them explode.
Maybe they could have? He hadn't thought to try punching a bishop in the face. He likes not having all of his knuckles busted. At least this way there's no potential damage to himself. That's how he prefers things.
He reaches down to pick up the sword. The other pieces are taking their turn as he does.]
I'm not gonna look nearly as fancy when I use it.