[Oh, hi mother. Don't mind him, stumbling about like he's grown legs for the first time. This baby snake has walked before, he swears it.]

Lilith?

[Yes, this night was just getting better. That's just what he needed. Satan and his not!mother picking at him. A particularly violent tug at his chest brought Crowley to his knees, the coffee cup shattering to pieces beside him.]

Satan himself. And I've not been a very good demon as of late. Helping his son turn against him and all that, tends to make for an angry devil.