Perks of being a Fallen angel. Embodiment of awkward.

[And now it was very apparent that she was, though strong willed, still just a thirteen year old girl. He sighed a somewhat suffering sound.]

Cars are expensive. Top of the line computers and classy modern flats are expensive. Kids are affordable at your age. Babies are expensive. And messy. Very messy. Who thought it was a good idea to make them be all messy? They leave residue on everything and frankly, they smell something foul.

[Crowley glanced at her, hoping his little rant had dome something to lighten the mood.]