[And she giggles about Demon-patient confidentiality.] Just as well, I shouldn't have asked.
[A tongue-touched grin. And as he starts talking about civilizations falling, she can't help it, she hugs him anyway. He isn't the Doctor, but it's not his face that reminds her of the Doctor either. Just as Jack reminded her of the Doctor but with flirting and dancing.] Can you still be a snake or are you stuck like this? [THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION.]
[She wants to say the Doctor didn't need Rose to dissolve his rage, he handled himself just fine. But she remembers the dalek, the Stormcage, the Delta waves, the seething fury of when he undermined Harriet Jones in penance for Sycorax... and okay maybe.] He's more fun when he's excited about werewolves and being a dopey puppy anyway...
[A small snort at why she's trusting Crowley so easily.] Maybe. He is my best mate, but this isn't the face I think of him as. When I first met him he had a different one, and when I was investigatin' him, he's been through like a dozen. So I don't think it's just physical.
[And Crowley is scared of Lucifer. Well, it made sense. And answered her previous questions about angels and demons getting along. They're not supposed to, and Lucifer wouldn't want that.]
Hey Crowley? Want to work for me instead? I think the temptin' thing reminds me a lot of Jack. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. He's a top-tier Torchwood agent, and that's where I work now. My dad runs his universe's version. We'll take Azira-- [Face scrunch, did she say that right?] -phale too, yeah? Torchwood does a lot of different things, but the Doctor's universe version is part of why I fell into Dad's Universe, and they protect Earth, even against the Doctor, or at the expense of killing aliens, so he hates it. But they also explored the black hole, the impossible planet, where L-- your old boss [A giggle and she can't help but derail it.] Lord Voldemort who shall not be named -- where he was chained up. My Dad's universe version -- well it's really long and complicated, but... I already shot your old boss into a black hole once. Between the two of us, he'll be angrier at me. [Winks.] So I'll take him and shoot him back into the void, especially because it's just a simple reversing the polarity on my cannon. It's rigged so I use the void stuff on me to repel me into not void. So if I flip it, then I can just stick it on him and send him directly into the void! Eaaaasy peasy. Except that I can only do it the once, but then I'll have time to make more to do it again.
Oh! I forgot the important part! My Dad's Torchwood's primary mission is to protect Earth and other dimensions! Usually from aliens, but sometimes humans do some really really dumb things to themselves. Anyway, I'll look after you, and then you won't have to be scared of You-know-Who. And Aziraphale -- yay I said it!!! -- won't have to worry about anyone else either.
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[And she giggles about Demon-patient confidentiality.] Just as well, I shouldn't have asked.
[A tongue-touched grin. And as he starts talking about civilizations falling, she can't help it, she hugs him anyway. He isn't the Doctor, but it's not his face that reminds her of the Doctor either. Just as Jack reminded her of the Doctor but with flirting and dancing.] Can you still be a snake or are you stuck like this? [THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION.]
[She wants to say the Doctor didn't need Rose to dissolve his rage, he handled himself just fine. But she remembers the dalek, the Stormcage, the Delta waves, the seething fury of when he undermined Harriet Jones in penance for Sycorax... and okay maybe.] He's more fun when he's excited about werewolves and being a dopey puppy anyway...
[A small snort at why she's trusting Crowley so easily.] Maybe. He is my best mate, but this isn't the face I think of him as. When I first met him he had a different one, and when I was investigatin' him, he's been through like a dozen. So I don't think it's just physical.
[And Crowley is scared of Lucifer. Well, it made sense. And answered her previous questions about angels and demons getting along. They're not supposed to, and Lucifer wouldn't want that.]
Hey Crowley? Want to work for me instead? I think the temptin' thing reminds me a lot of Jack. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. He's a top-tier Torchwood agent, and that's where I work now. My dad runs his universe's version. We'll take Azira-- [Face scrunch, did she say that right?] -phale too, yeah? Torchwood does a lot of different things, but the Doctor's universe version is part of why I fell into Dad's Universe, and they protect Earth, even against the Doctor, or at the expense of killing aliens, so he hates it. But they also explored the black hole, the impossible planet, where L-- your old boss [A giggle and she can't help but derail it.] Lord Voldemort who shall not be named -- where he was chained up. My Dad's universe version -- well it's really long and complicated, but... I already shot your old boss into a black hole once. Between the two of us, he'll be angrier at me. [Winks.] So I'll take him and shoot him back into the void, especially because it's just a simple reversing the polarity on my cannon. It's rigged so I use the void stuff on me to repel me into not void. So if I flip it, then I can just stick it on him and send him directly into the void! Eaaaasy peasy. Except that I can only do it the once, but then I'll have time to make more to do it again.
Oh! I forgot the important part! My Dad's Torchwood's primary mission is to protect Earth and other dimensions! Usually from aliens, but sometimes humans do some really really dumb things to themselves. Anyway, I'll look after you, and then you won't have to be scared of You-know-Who. And Aziraphale -- yay I said it!!! -- won't have to worry about anyone else either.