[ It's a perfectly valid question! There's at least one dude here who's purple, another who may or may not be made out of grass... what's to say next on the list won't be a guy (/alien/robot) who spontaneously bleeds ink. It could happen. ]
My suggestion? Shower. Or grab a towel, at least. [ There's only a handful of situations in which he hasn't found sarcasm the go to and a stranger's breakdown doesn't make the list. ] Just a few options to get started.
[ It's around here there's a noise from outside the shop—a shuffle, perhaps?—which does little to draw Topher's attention away. Odds are it's just an employee coming back from break or a new customer, right? ]
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My suggestion? Shower. Or grab a towel, at least. [ There's only a handful of situations in which he hasn't found sarcasm the go to and a stranger's breakdown doesn't make the list. ] Just a few options to get started.
[ It's around here there's a noise from outside the shop—a shuffle, perhaps?—which does little to draw Topher's attention away. Odds are it's just an employee coming back from break or a new customer, right? ]