Sounds like a boring Dave then. He probably liked boring shit. Breaks out his special occasion sweater vest to pop on the one Weezer album he listens to on repeat. Not even the one with Buddy Holly on it, that's how boring of an asshole he is.

[He isn't backing off, no matter how red Karkat turns. It only seems to draw him in centimeters closer, like a insect to a bugzapper.]

Glad I killed him off by waking you up, you're welcome.