[It's so thorough a distraction that he barely registers the creature that looks like Jack Noir in his line of vision.]
It's a movie called Troll John Cusack meets Troll Kate Beckinsale while buying useless fashion items; the two go to dinner at a restaurant called Serendipity and Troll Beckinsale admits that she believes in destiny; they encounter each other again at the same restaurant; the trolls deface money in hopes that the other will find it and prove that their matespritship is meant to be; all hopes of the romance seems lost when both trolls develops a matespritship with other trolls; both realize they are unhappy in their matespritships and call them off; Troll Beckinsale discovers the defaced money; they find each other in the capitol and decide to develop their matespritship due to destiny's intervention.
[He rattles it off casually, then adds: It was unlikely to ever happen on Alternia. They should have both been conscripted by the Fleet and wouldn't have all that time to waste. But it's a fun fantasy.
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It's a movie called Troll John Cusack meets Troll Kate Beckinsale while buying useless fashion items; the two go to dinner at a restaurant called Serendipity and Troll Beckinsale admits that she believes in destiny; they encounter each other again at the same restaurant; the trolls deface money in hopes that the other will find it and prove that their matespritship is meant to be; all hopes of the romance seems lost when both trolls develops a matespritship with other trolls; both realize they are unhappy in their matespritships and call them off; Troll Beckinsale discovers the defaced money; they find each other in the capitol and decide to develop their matespritship due to destiny's intervention.
[He rattles it off casually, then adds: It was unlikely to ever happen on Alternia. They should have both been conscripted by the Fleet and wouldn't have all that time to waste. But it's a fun fantasy.