[Every laundry day Karkat in fact lets him know. But it was always so satisfying for Dave to have much less laundry than Karkat, he can't help still feeling smug about it. As he suggests himself off along with Karkat he's happy to see that any stains he may have had were already gone.

One thing god tier clothes doesn't prevent, however, is leaves in your hair, which Dave has despite him trying to fix his bodacious locks with his hands sans a mirror.]

Great, thank gog you got your piece on you, bro, in case those lobsters break out of their rubberband and stampede you can save the day.