[It's not just an eyeroll Dave gets, it's a BIG eyeroll, along with exasperated head movement.]

I don't trust this place. I don't trust anyone who might be here. It's the smart move. Don't get lulled into a false sense of security. Just because you're immortal doesn't mean shit can't go down. [And he's not immortal. Far from it. Just because he'd been too much of a coward to get around to god-tiering.]