Wow. Is that the lame rumor everyone went with for me? I was totally of age for the Real Deal when they cuffed me, y'know.

[ Cause that's what matters here, clearly. Getting arrested on campus should probably have felt more embarrassing, but it is Chloe Price after all.

She crosses her arms over her torso, glancing around the fields to make sure there isn't anything weird in sight, before she goes to give her another nudge with her boot. For anyone else she might have bent down and been more gentle, but she'd hate to get Victoria's cooties. ]

Get the fuck up, Chase. We're not in Kansas anymore and I'm not taking the blame if you get mauled by some field demon.