( So far she's met some guy who thinks he's an alien, a girl made from literal plants, and now someone claiming to be from a zombie infested world? All she's asking for is one normal person... Being surrounded by weirdos is so difficult; it's soul-crushing! Think of her pain! )

Wow, zombie apocalypse? Is that excuse you're using for these split ends? That's a new one.

( The smile she gives isn't even fake-nice. It's just fake. ) Just be sure to keep your accidents over on your side of the table and we'll be fine.