*Liquid. You really think cereal in lobster liquid is the weirdest shit humans have managed to combine to cram down their food holes? I saw a neighbor eat tuna inbetween two chocolate chip cookies. That's a thing I saw with my own eyeballs more than once.

[He puts his cheek in his hand, tilting his head the other way, now in even deeper thought.]

But I guess I could technically be an alien, idk. I was born on Earth, but now live on Earth-C.