[ Not the first time the stakes have been high--because they generally are, or else he wouldn't be here. No sense in taking the jobs that don't glean a decent reward, right? (Of course the fact that he never really receives said reward is beyond the point.) If anyone shouldn't be taking part as a human living game piece on a life-sized game board, it's Dante.
Because while Dante may like to gamble and play, he is absolutely abysmal on his best days. This is not one of those days.
Rolling "fuck" is about right.
Dante steps forward onto a decidedly unlucky space, and it's only moments before he's quite violently impaled on a blade nearly as tall as him. He stumbles backwards a few steps and seemingly goes limp, but doesn't fall over.
Then just gives a grating sigh as he straightens. ]
That's gonna itch for days.
[ Annoying! ]
2. dance dance baby
[ After the last game, it's not at all surprising that the next area they're forcibly corralled into is another comical display show with their lives on the line. Dante scratches the side of his nose as he steps forward, eyeing the dance pads with moderate interest. But it's when he looks upward that he drops his had and whistles. ]
One piece just wasn't enough, eh? Whoever's playing popper master is getting greedy.
[ The lights on the dance pads come to life and flicker on and off in an enticing circular pattern. ]
Right, right--get on with the pony show. We got it!
3. that's not a "meh" face
[ If you didn't think that Dante didn't get an eggplant emoji, you're just hoping for something to be kinder. But it isn't.
He also got a sandwich, which honestly just makes it a strange mindset to be in. ]
Dante | Devil May Cry 3
choppingdice block[ CW: Violence. ]
[ Not the first time the stakes have been high--because they generally are, or else he wouldn't be here. No sense in taking the jobs that don't glean a decent reward, right? (Of course the fact that he never really receives said reward is beyond the point.) If anyone shouldn't be taking part as a
humanliving game piece on a life-sized game board, it's Dante.Because while Dante may like to gamble and play, he is absolutely abysmal on his best days. This is not one of those days.
Rolling "fuck" is about right.
Dante steps forward onto a decidedly unlucky space, and it's only moments before he's quite violently impaled on a blade nearly as tall as him. He stumbles backwards a few steps and seemingly goes limp, but doesn't fall over.
Then just gives a grating sigh as he straightens. ]
That's gonna itch for days.
[ Annoying! ]
2. dance dance baby
[ After the last game, it's not at all surprising that the next area they're forcibly corralled into is another comical display show with their lives on the line. Dante scratches the side of his nose as he steps forward, eyeing the dance pads with moderate interest. But it's when he looks upward that he drops his had and whistles. ]
One piece just wasn't enough, eh? Whoever's playing popper master is getting greedy.
[ The lights on the dance pads come to life and flicker on and off in an enticing circular pattern. ]
Right, right--get on with the pony show. We got it!
3. that's not a "meh" face
[ If you didn't think that Dante didn't get an eggplant emoji, you're just hoping for something to be kinder. But it isn't.
He also got a sandwich, which honestly just makes it a strange mindset to be in. ]
[ You are getting this text on accident. Sorry. ]
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4. wildcard
[ Hit me up! Dante is ready to rock. ]