If there was a way to do that, I'd have sent an S.O.S. back to Earth-616 ages ago.

Listen, this network has an archive. If you don't believe me, look back through it to some of the older posts from a guy named Peter Parker. He's been here for a long time, and has done a lot of research into how the place works.

[ She could send him a link, but she's lazy. ]