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wynonna "the girl with the big-ass gun" earp ([personal profile] earps) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2019-09-26 05:20 pm (UTC)

everybody scream

[ After her last several festival experiences — one of which culminated in her literally getting shot in the ass by a butt-ugly Cupid — Wynonna is, understandably, side-eyeing most of the food being offered, choosing instead to watch other people first for any signs that something sus might be going on before she winds up reaching for something with a money-back guarantee.

Rather than go for a caramel apple (too sticky) or candy corn (definitely not), she just plucks up one of those little bigger-than-fun-sized candy bars that she can absently unwrap and bite into while she cautiously surveys her surroundings.

So far, so good, but the sound of a particularly gruff voice from somewhere in the vicinity of her hip has her glancing down and instantly reacting to the sight of a raccoon munching on his own apple. Coincidentally, it's not the first trash panda she's encountered in Deerington, but the last one was in the Great Sleep and only communicated to her in actual raccoon sounds, so this is a new experience to check off. ]


What? Which dude? [ She'd literally been poised to take a chunk out of the candy with her teeth, but now she looks between the chocolate and the talking raccoon with her eyes narrowing slightly. ] Hold up. You can talk?

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