[Oh, this again? They did scarecrows last month. Or rather, they did one large, terrible excuse for a scarecrow in a hedge maze. This isn't nearly so interesting, but the person in need of assistance more than makes up for it.]
[Namely, the fact that he isn't human. He isn't just an animal, either - this much is clear. Animals aren't generally good at carrying guns.]
I might.
[A small, knife-wielding child isn't really the ideal cavalry here. That doesn't tend to matter. They have a knife in their hand and in the blink of an eye, they've set the blade alight.]
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
[Namely, the fact that he isn't human. He isn't just an animal, either - this much is clear. Animals aren't generally good at carrying guns.]
I might.
[A small, knife-wielding child isn't really the ideal cavalry here. That doesn't tend to matter. They have a knife in their hand and in the blink of an eye, they've set the blade alight.]
Distract it for me.