[Rocket's heart thuds in his chest as he flinches, preparing to be splattered by so much arterial spray... and nothing comes. He opens one eye- the situation is as it was, headless turtle and scarecrow and all. Okay. That's... something.
The scarecrow may be just as confused as he is, which gives Rocket time to rip his gloves off with his teeth.] Okay, jerkass. You wanna dance? Let's dance.
[He kicks off his boots as he jumps into a run and latches onto the scarecrow with all four sets of claws and his teeth. Try getting anywhere when you're being rended by razor sharp claws, loser!
...It's very undignified for Rocket. But effective... as a distraction, anyway.]
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[Rocket's heart thuds in his chest as he flinches, preparing to be splattered by so much arterial spray... and nothing comes. He opens one eye- the situation is as it was, headless turtle and scarecrow and all. Okay. That's... something.
The scarecrow may be just as confused as he is, which gives Rocket time to rip his gloves off with his teeth.] Okay, jerkass. You wanna dance? Let's dance.
[He kicks off his boots as he jumps into a run and latches onto the scarecrow with all four sets of claws and his teeth. Try getting anywhere when you're being rended by razor sharp claws, loser!
...It's very undignified for Rocket. But effective... as a distraction, anyway.]