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NOVEMBER TEST DRIVE MEME




NOVEMBER 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME









Welcome to November's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: DEATH/ZOMBIE HORROR.

All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.

Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.

CW: Possible mild cannibalism, organs (including pictures of fake food that looks like organs), mutant insect in linked picture, blood, sensations of starvation, possible binge eating, possible binge drinking.
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!











NOT BEAST NOR KIN


The blood and organs that have been festering in the ground and walls of Deerington seem to not only be attracting rats at this point, but something far more dangerous and... just plain gross. These deadly looking maggots are roughly the size of an average human. They’re slithering in an out of the ground, filling up holes where some organs seem to have burst open, or writhing around in the wake of the red waves that have left bloody puddles in the street. If you keep your distance, they’re mostly just disgusting to watch, adding to the feeling of utter decay that the town has gone into.

But those who wander too close or who are unfortunate enough to go by a nest of these maggots without noticing could end up swarmed. They can leap farther than something that large should physically be capable of and the sharp teeth on the end of their bodies will pierce through even the toughest of skin and bone. Once they latch on, they won’t let go; not until they’ve finished their meal. If you aren’t quick, the blood loss will be, and you could end up an evening snack for a whole group of these creatures.

They are fairly easy to kill, luckily. Average weapons seem to take them down or you can smash their heads (if you can call it that) with a few good stomps from a boot. The only trouble is how quick they move and how strong they are; you might need to call for help to get away from them when you get cornered by too many of these monsters.


ALL YOU CAN EAT


Maggots aren’t the only things that want to eat, though! And it seems that the community center is aware of that as well. Advertisements are strewn all over town for an all you can eat buffet that will be set up, not even an entrance fee required (though donations are welcome at the door if you’re feeling generous). No one in their right mind would want to go and get food from a party into Deerington at this point though, right? Of course not. You’re way too clever for that.

Except that as the party draws closer, anyone who saw the advertisements will find themselves slowly feeling like they’re starving. There’s a hallow belly feeling that no amount of food you consume will ever be able to fill. It feels like you might go crazy from how bad the hunger gets, craving something to fill your stomach, anything... And in the back of your mind, you might remember the buffet. You might start to feel a strange realization that the food they’re offering will actually help get rid of your cravings and you’ll be drawn to the party no matter how adamant you’ve been that it’s not a good idea.

The spread they offer isn’t something that should be appetizing to most on a regular basis; raw, very clearly human organs are laid out across the table on fairly decorative plates. A fountain of what looks like blood is put up in place of chocolate for you to dip your food into. No matter how disgusted you might normally feel, you find yourself practically drooling at the mouth and you’re quick to grab a plate and dive in.

At least the drinks look like they’re normal; sodas, beer, wine, champagne, and liquors ready to create your favorite cocktails. A menu will give you an idea of what pairs best with each organ, so make sure you select something that goes perfectly with your plate of intestines.

What would a Deerington party be without something tricky attached to all this. Even the smallest bites of any of the organs will offer sudden changes to the consumer, each power growing stronger the more that you eat.

  • Eating BRAINS will make it so that you are able to hear another person’s thoughts. Anyone standing near by, really. They’ll trickle in slowly at first, but the more that you eat, the more you’ll hear, and eventually it could become overwhelming. Sometimes you can focus in on just one person if you stare at them intently, but that could make you look like a creep. Maybe you should just go somewhere quiet until it passes.

  • Eating a HEART will make you feel compelled to confess your emotions to someone. Maybe a specific person or maybe it’s towards a complete stranger, but you just want to get everything out onto the table. You’re overcome with feelings so strong you don’t know how to contain them anymore and you’ve just got to get them out somehow.

  • Eating LIVER will cause you to want to drink. A lot. You might find that you’re not able to get enough, even. It doesn’t make you immune to the alcohol though, so it’s got the potential to lead some pretty nasty alcohol poisoning if you aren’t careful. Characters who usually can’t get drunk will find that consuming liver makes them a total lightweight. Woops. Better have someone help you walk home.

  • Eating the STOMACH will make you want to eat everything. You’ll no longer feel starving, but you just want to taste any food that’s near you, and you won’t stop no matter how full you feel. It’s not just organs, but any food consumed outside of the buffet. It might be a bad time to go to Peter’s Pizza for a late night meal.

  • Eating INTESTINES will give you an abundance of courage. You’ll find that you’ve got guts you never knew you had and it might make you willing to go tell your crush how you feel about them, or tell off that one guy who’s been pissing you off for weeks, or maybe you might start to think it’s cool to go scale a building or fight a monster when you don’t have any skill sets to actually take one down. Hopefully you don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning— assuming you don’t get yourself killed doing something stupid, of course.

  • Eating EYEBALLS will allow you to obtain the memory of the first person that you touch. Depending on how much you’ve eaten, you may just see a small snippet or you could get sucked in to a full and heavy flashback. The memory will feel like it takes place in real time, but by the time that it’s over, you’ll find that whoever you touched is only just starting to ask you what’s wrong — or tell you to watch where you’re going, buster.


  • All affects from the food will wear off within about an hour if you’ve only had a bite — or they could last up to twelve if you really stuffed yourself. Please be sure to obtain OOC permission from any players for the brain and eyeball prompts!


Character Arrival

You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.

There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.

The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.

If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
fuzzbeat: (05)

[personal profile] fuzzbeat 2019-10-31 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's efficient. [ Harriet shrugs, spotting someone walking out of a shop with a standard paper cup with lid. Coffee. Hah.

She keeps walking. ]
And since I read lips, I have it easier.

[ Coffee shop reached. Success! ]

God I love coffee.
onerthes: (12)

[personal profile] onerthes 2019-10-31 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My aim was a little off, sorry about that.

[They were hemmed in for a moment, but the next attack was far more well timed. She was going to blame the last one on getting sunburst in the face, yep. Gripping the hilt of that unholy weapon in one hand, she focused with a purple gem in the other. A quick jab forward and lightning arced out from the tip of her blade, striking at another of the beasts, sending its charred remains flying before arcing into one of its brothers and sizzling it.

With the two of them, she was hoping that they'd be more than this nest could handle at the very least.]


At the very least... they aren't very durable.
fuzzbeat: (magic)

[personal profile] fuzzbeat 2019-10-31 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This isn't the first time the topic of magic has come up with non-magicians - though with them, it was about sleight of hand and simple tricks - but it's the first time she's ever encountered it phrased like that. Harriet laughs, with none of the usual dry sarcasm on her face. She's genuinely amused. It's a nice change. ]

I'm a magician. I was born with magic. It's how things are in my world.

[ Should she show off? Why not show off. She does a few quick forms with her hand and produces a small fireball in her upheld palm. She holds it there for a few seconds, then puts it out with a thought — the flow of magic. ]

I was raised surrounded by magicians. Most magicians aren't so lucky. Some of them were like family. They learned sign. I guess that means I was extremely lucky.
fuzzbeat: (06)

[personal profile] fuzzbeat 2019-10-31 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That expression could not be clearer. Right. Not trusting this one. ]

You're so generous. [ Her expression is every bit as flat as her voice. Probably flatter, in fact. ] I shouldn't interrupt your meal.

[ Which looks so tempting, god. ]
mollymocked: (⚔ so just give me all of you)

WELCOME HOME, LITTLE SAPPHIRE

[personal profile] mollymocked 2019-10-31 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as she steps inside, there are chimes meant to signal new arrivals and Molly, with all his standard flamboyant nature, bursts free from the curtain that leads to his section of the shop (fortunes are best told in private after all).]

Welcome! Glad to have you- [He cuts himself off when his red-eyed gaze settles on her and all the air goes out of his lungs. The last time he saw her was the night after they left Hupperdook, and even knowing she's fine without any shadow of a doubt, it's still a huge shock to see her again. For a moment, it looks like he's the one who has seen a ghost.

He lets the curtain fall back into place as he moves with purpose towards her, shock giving way to delight as soon as he's right there in front of her, wrapping his arms around her, and laughing.]
Tiefling to tiefling? Don't you ever get kidnapped on me again.
variantcover: (💣karate)

[personal profile] variantcover 2019-10-31 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Time to put her Groot-language-understanding to the test. Gwen thinks, given context, that Groot wants to know more about Jeff.

"That's Jeff," she says. "He's my pet. He's just a baby now but someday he'll grow up into a real big landshark."
extremeteenbible: (047)

[personal profile] extremeteenbible 2019-10-31 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looks like he'll have an opportunity to cast that spell after all.

He steps in front of the tiefling woman, holding his wooden arm out to keep her behind him, and announces, ]
Let me handle this!

[ He raises his hands to cast Spiritual Weapon, but wouldn't you know it, the spell fizzles out and nothing happens. ]

Aww, shit!
pocketdonuts: (pic#13421086)

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-01 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, my mama always said some men just have a hard time performing in front of pretty women. You just have to give them some time to warm up.

[ Where his Spiritual Weapon would have appeared, she summons her own - a giant lollipop that cracks one of the maggots upside the head. The Traveler symbol wrapped around her wrist falls from her hand as she clasps them together in victory.

She was doing a-ok. ]
pocketdonuts: (pic#13421033)

WEEEEEEEEEEH MY HEART

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'd expected to see Yasha, she'd prepared herself to see Yasha... But, then the breath leaves her body and the tears begin to fall. Before she can even get her feet to start moving, she's wrapped in the warmth of his embrace. Suddenly, her purpose for being here became crystal clear -- the Traveler was giving her a chance to spend time with the people she's lost.

A muffled laugh escapes at his words before her mood sombers again, looking up at him to take in his appearance. ]


I couldn't-- I'm sorry I wasn't there. I'm s-so sorry Molly.
pocketdonuts: (pic#13554938)

[personal profile] pocketdonuts 2019-11-01 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay, we all miss sometimes.

[ Trust her, she's absolutely had her fair share of fuck-ups. Sometimes when it really mattered. But, yes - it was for the best that the maggots weren't like weird super-strong maggots with 8,000 teeth and legendary actions. Watching Vira-Lorr work with the sword, there was a small pang of homesickness as she wondered how long it would be until she sees her friends again. ]

That was pretty cool. [ Fancy sword, indeed. ] Can you make it appear and disappear? [ As she asks, she lets her Spiritual Weapon continue its game of whack-a-maggot before sending out another pink and very sparkly guiding bolt. ]
onerthes: (11)

[personal profile] onerthes 2019-11-01 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Her next move was to stab the thing's compatriot straight through the edge of the blade skewering it easily before she cast it to the side. The nest was starting to thin and wriggle elsewhere. They wanted easy meals, not to hack away at lethal targets after all.

As the few that remained were trying to circle them, she shook her head, one hand patting her scabbard.]


It's a magical blade I've carried with me... close to a century now. I take it yours is a conjuring of some sort?
blackmothwings: (37)

I'm so sorry

[personal profile] blackmothwings 2019-11-01 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[No, you shouldn't, she thinks, watching her with that cold, unblinking gaze of hers. She notes the flat voice. The expression. She supposes that it's difficult not to spook people when she looks so... suspicious. She really ought to find new clothes. And she also needs to find a place to try and calm down.

She's still... fragile.]


You're not imposing. [Lucille shakes her head, and takes a clean plate from the pile. She offers it to her, curious to see the reaction.]

You will need your strength before you go searching for your colleague. Try something.
firbolg: (idle gossip)

out & about :)

[personal profile] firbolg 2019-11-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
(The first dick Caduceus sees scribbled hastily on the side of a building makes him smile, because it reminds him of Jester. Apparently there are other people who live here with equally great taste. It's been a long time since he's seen her, and he has to admit that he does miss her quite a lot, along with the others; it's odd, being a three rather than a Nein. A lot quieter, for sure.

What gives him pause is the little Tusktooth symbol that he happens upon next, as he's still heading in the same direction. He goes up to this one, traces it with his finger. Now that's a far less common sight, and when he take his hand away, his finger has a little bit of black paint on it. He rubs it against his thumb curiously. This doesn't help, because– the paint is still... wet. Huh.

He glances up.

There she is, walking away from him with her little paintbrush out. His ears prick up immediately.)


Jester!
oversight: ([±] it's a picnic)

2. Groot in the Streets in the town of Deerington

[personal profile] oversight 2019-11-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
There's almost a collision.

"That's a weird place for a tree," Blake mutters to himself as he comes around a corner to spy Groot bent into a puddle. He had very nearly tripped over the bent young... root-man, distracted as he is by his own distant thoughts. It's been a rough month and with everything leaning towards the surreal, it's really not that much of a surprise, but... "Really weird," he adds, because he swears said tree just moved. And not in the rustling of the leaves kind of way. Also, it hadn't been there when he'd passed through earlier in the day.

Glancing around briefly, he leans forward a bit, voice lowering. Honestly, for what he's about to ask, if he's not right, he'd rather not be overheard.

"You're some kinda... sentient tree, aren't you?" It's not that wild of a guess, but again, if he's wrong, he's probably going to look like a lunatic...
awoos: (pic#13554858)

legosi ⭐️ beastars

[personal profile] awoos 2019-11-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
NETWORK
un: beetlejuice
Hi
Are all the deer like that
here?
And i guess, out of curiosity, if you’re still reading this
What animal are you?
Thanks .


ALL YOU CAN EAT
[ community centers are a good place to meet people, right? legosi was far too new to ignore any warning signs, and a tad too pure to believe anything could go wrong at a public community center. for starters— the, what were they? primates with skin conditions? the majority of those who live here are “human” and a six foot tall anthropomorphic wolf from vore zootopia is not particularly . . . accustomed! he’s almost the only animal here! if not the only animal.

he sticks out like a sore thumb and looks absolutely out of place. feels it too, even with a dastardly appetite building up inside him. when was the last time he ate? oh, his tail droops. i hope they have eggs— do humans eat eggs? what do humans eat? they don’t look carnivorous, so maybe that’s a plus. wait, it isn’t if they’ll all be afraid of me, that’ll be nuts . . . those are all thoughts legosi has as he bounds up to the party’s entrance, and, ah.

the stench hits his snout before he steps in. he knows the smell of raw meat. he’s trained his body to cease reacting so strongly after his first (and only) withdrawal, and yet. why did it make his mouth water? why was he very literally, drooling? it frightens him, to say the least, but deafening curiosity and steeled resolve forces his legs to move and enter. organs, perfect. raw organs for everyone to get their paws on ohhh god why is his stomach moaning and why can he not turn around and walk away?

this young, freakishly tall wolf in his hoodie and sweatpants refrains completely from taking a plate, but one may see just how much he seems to suffer with his trembling and panting and— god, he thought he was through this. his claws are hidden away in his palms, but the drool . . . the drool lands right on you. ]


W-what kind of meat is that–?

[ he’s never smelt it in the black market, though something deep inside him already speaks the answer, he internally wishes it’s not that. ]
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[personal profile] wwrench 2019-11-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[The terminology may fail him, but he's earnest in his curiosity. Wrench pauses with an eyeball between his fingers and halfway to his lips when something sparks to life and a shaped, glowing orb appears in her outstretched palm. His eyes go wide and he mercifully abandons the plate of food to watch in earnest amazement as the energy of her life seems to stoke it, until it's extinguished. He's not sure he'll ever get tired of seeing this kind of thing in action. Watching with wonder as the people around him perform things he can barely imagine: teleportation, manipulating their bodies, moving faster than any human possibly could.

He can't help but think about culture. About being among people who understand you. It leaves Wrench with the bitter taste of nostalgia in his throat, though it's something he's only barely experienced himself.]


Your magic is innate? You're either born with it or not?
lednikovyy: IW (you're in time for the show)

[personal profile] lednikovyy 2019-11-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Bucky just kind of laughs. For the limited vocabulary, the little guy does seem to understand what Bucky's saying.

"Not great, right? The more you drink, the less you can taste it." He takes a swig of the new bottle that Groot's handed him and then-- "Is it okay for you to be drinking? I've never met a tree that could talk before."

But he does have soot sprites living in his kitchen, so he's pretty open to whatever he meets as long as it isn't trying to kill him.
so_dark_a_road: (these are my brass knuckles)

[personal profile] so_dark_a_road 2019-11-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be looking forward to the details!

[ Curufin has some ability to summon fire, but he doesn't use it for war, rather for the forge. But he'll be interested in the distinction between spells of chaos and darkness and spells of fire. Too bad about her fire magic blade! Maybe if he sticks around Deerington long enough, he'll figure out how to forge a replacement.

He grins when he sees the stone spikes thrusting up from the ground, inhibiting the maggots in their motions. ]


Bold! I'm hardly ever cautious. Besides, if we don't kill these creatures now, they're bound to go off and kill people who cannot defend themselves as well as we can.

[ He approaches the maggots, and his grin turns bright and savage. He springs at the nearest of them and stabs with his sword. ]
borntolove: (:D)

Arrival

[personal profile] borntolove 2019-11-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[When The Doctor eyes over in the direction of the voice - there's a huge smile - he loves when he's able to meet 'fictitious' people. Who aren't fictitious somewhere else. Ten himself is a tall lanky man in a blue pinstripe and brown coat]

Hallo, and that's the common belief. Not quite sure how much I believe that.

[Then scratches his chin]

But you know - question everything.

I'm The Doctor, by the way.

No, don't think so.
onerthes: (11)

[personal profile] onerthes 2019-11-01 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[It wasn't as much of a loss, really. It hadn't worked properly since she'd gotten it, but that was a conversation for another time. For the moment, she was focusing on the maggots in front of them.]

Just what I wanted to hear. There'll be no end of them truly, but if we don't kill this batch, I'd feel responsible.

[When he sprung, she aimed for the gaps in the wall to his right, gesturing with the blade. Between those spikes, current arced, the electricity frying one of them trying to wriggle its way through and ensuring that he had the choke point all to himself.]
effinphd: (Default)

[personal profile] effinphd 2019-11-01 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. If this is someone's attempt at livening up the mundane, I'd like a refund.
effinphd: (tea & me)

[personal profile] effinphd 2019-11-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Theo wouldn't make the best dream companion. Too much snark, too much teeth. She leans back a little, holding both hands up, gloved and bare.]

You got a lot of people trying to read you? [There's a note of genuine surprise in her voice, but it softens, minutely.] I'm just trying to tell if you're locked up cause you eat people's faces, or if you're locked up for a shit reason.
effinphd: (Default)

arrival

[personal profile] effinphd 2019-11-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ditto. [Theo is tiptoeing around the puddles of blood on the sidewalk -- and she's not normally a squeamish person, but. There are literally puddles of blood on the sidewalk. She shudders, full-body, crossing her arms tightly.] Shit's no better a couple streets over. I thought it might be localized, but nope. Crazy gross shit all the way down.
effinphd: (yeah and?)

[personal profile] effinphd 2019-11-01 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's a 10/10. Gonna leave an excellent Yelp review.

[There's another shudder, a barely repressed gag, then Theo glances down at herself.] I don't think so, no. I didn't let any of those things touch me.
effinphd: (Default)

[personal profile] effinphd 2019-11-01 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Third-deadliest? [Theo chuckles, though the comment makes her look at Brianna a little closer.] Hard to imagine. I can't believe there's someone with better machete-wielding skills, for one.