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NOVEMBER TEST DRIVE MEME




NOVEMBER 2019 TEST DRIVE MEME









Welcome to November's Test Drive Meme! This month's Test Drive's theme is: DEATH/ZOMBIE HORROR.

All Test Drive Memes contain at least one clue to the Deerington's upcoming in-game events for the month! Keep your eyes peeled! But...not literally.

Characters may die during TDMs, but you do not need to count it towards a game-canonical death unless you want to. Consider it a freebie. All TDMs can be considered game canon as TDMs introduce minor aspects about the world of Deerington that can be revisited by characters later on in the game. You may also use TDMs for your application writing sample as well as AC.

CW: Possible mild cannibalism, organs (including pictures of fake food that looks like organs), mutant insect in linked picture, blood, sensations of starvation, possible binge eating, possible binge drinking.
Don't forget to tag content whenever necessary. Have fun!











NOT BEAST NOR KIN


The blood and organs that have been festering in the ground and walls of Deerington seem to not only be attracting rats at this point, but something far more dangerous and... just plain gross. These deadly looking maggots are roughly the size of an average human. They’re slithering in an out of the ground, filling up holes where some organs seem to have burst open, or writhing around in the wake of the red waves that have left bloody puddles in the street. If you keep your distance, they’re mostly just disgusting to watch, adding to the feeling of utter decay that the town has gone into.

But those who wander too close or who are unfortunate enough to go by a nest of these maggots without noticing could end up swarmed. They can leap farther than something that large should physically be capable of and the sharp teeth on the end of their bodies will pierce through even the toughest of skin and bone. Once they latch on, they won’t let go; not until they’ve finished their meal. If you aren’t quick, the blood loss will be, and you could end up an evening snack for a whole group of these creatures.

They are fairly easy to kill, luckily. Average weapons seem to take them down or you can smash their heads (if you can call it that) with a few good stomps from a boot. The only trouble is how quick they move and how strong they are; you might need to call for help to get away from them when you get cornered by too many of these monsters.


ALL YOU CAN EAT


Maggots aren’t the only things that want to eat, though! And it seems that the community center is aware of that as well. Advertisements are strewn all over town for an all you can eat buffet that will be set up, not even an entrance fee required (though donations are welcome at the door if you’re feeling generous). No one in their right mind would want to go and get food from a party into Deerington at this point though, right? Of course not. You’re way too clever for that.

Except that as the party draws closer, anyone who saw the advertisements will find themselves slowly feeling like they’re starving. There’s a hallow belly feeling that no amount of food you consume will ever be able to fill. It feels like you might go crazy from how bad the hunger gets, craving something to fill your stomach, anything... And in the back of your mind, you might remember the buffet. You might start to feel a strange realization that the food they’re offering will actually help get rid of your cravings and you’ll be drawn to the party no matter how adamant you’ve been that it’s not a good idea.

The spread they offer isn’t something that should be appetizing to most on a regular basis; raw, very clearly human organs are laid out across the table on fairly decorative plates. A fountain of what looks like blood is put up in place of chocolate for you to dip your food into. No matter how disgusted you might normally feel, you find yourself practically drooling at the mouth and you’re quick to grab a plate and dive in.

At least the drinks look like they’re normal; sodas, beer, wine, champagne, and liquors ready to create your favorite cocktails. A menu will give you an idea of what pairs best with each organ, so make sure you select something that goes perfectly with your plate of intestines.

What would a Deerington party be without something tricky attached to all this. Even the smallest bites of any of the organs will offer sudden changes to the consumer, each power growing stronger the more that you eat.

  • Eating BRAINS will make it so that you are able to hear another person’s thoughts. Anyone standing near by, really. They’ll trickle in slowly at first, but the more that you eat, the more you’ll hear, and eventually it could become overwhelming. Sometimes you can focus in on just one person if you stare at them intently, but that could make you look like a creep. Maybe you should just go somewhere quiet until it passes.

  • Eating a HEART will make you feel compelled to confess your emotions to someone. Maybe a specific person or maybe it’s towards a complete stranger, but you just want to get everything out onto the table. You’re overcome with feelings so strong you don’t know how to contain them anymore and you’ve just got to get them out somehow.

  • Eating LIVER will cause you to want to drink. A lot. You might find that you’re not able to get enough, even. It doesn’t make you immune to the alcohol though, so it’s got the potential to lead some pretty nasty alcohol poisoning if you aren’t careful. Characters who usually can’t get drunk will find that consuming liver makes them a total lightweight. Woops. Better have someone help you walk home.

  • Eating the STOMACH will make you want to eat everything. You’ll no longer feel starving, but you just want to taste any food that’s near you, and you won’t stop no matter how full you feel. It’s not just organs, but any food consumed outside of the buffet. It might be a bad time to go to Peter’s Pizza for a late night meal.

  • Eating INTESTINES will give you an abundance of courage. You’ll find that you’ve got guts you never knew you had and it might make you willing to go tell your crush how you feel about them, or tell off that one guy who’s been pissing you off for weeks, or maybe you might start to think it’s cool to go scale a building or fight a monster when you don’t have any skill sets to actually take one down. Hopefully you don’t do anything you’ll regret in the morning— assuming you don’t get yourself killed doing something stupid, of course.

  • Eating EYEBALLS will allow you to obtain the memory of the first person that you touch. Depending on how much you’ve eaten, you may just see a small snippet or you could get sucked in to a full and heavy flashback. The memory will feel like it takes place in real time, but by the time that it’s over, you’ll find that whoever you touched is only just starting to ask you what’s wrong — or tell you to watch where you’re going, buster.


  • All affects from the food will wear off within about an hour if you’ve only had a bite — or they could last up to twelve if you really stuffed yourself. Please be sure to obtain OOC permission from any players for the brain and eyeball prompts!


Character Arrival

You can read how all characters arrive in Deerington here.

There is not a collective "all these characters showed up at the exact same moment" occurrence in Deerington. Since characters fall asleep, die, or pass out at various times throughout all their worlds, it wouldn't make too much sense if they arrived in game all at the exact same time. There should be some discrepancy between character arrival, whether by a couple minutes, hours, or even days up to a week.

The players are entirely in control of how/when they want to play their characters arriving in Deerington. For TDMs, you can play it like your character has just arrived and that can be maintained as your game canon, or you can wait until game events for that moment. Or you don't need to acknowledge it at all. The flexibility for character allows a bit more of an organic feel to the character arrival situation, so please play it to whatever feels right for you.

If you are interested in having an "arrival" introduction for one of your TDM prompts, you are more than welcome to explore that option.
rme: (pic#13556954)

[personal profile] rme 2019-11-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Fake Maine. [ just making sure she heard you right. ] You realize you sound like a crazy person right now.

[ she just wants it on record that the shit she's choosing to believe from you in this moment is pretty intense. that said, we'll move on. ]

Okay, alternate universe like Upside Down alternate universe? Are we still dodging the Mind Flayer, or are we done with the melted people thing now?
decayings: (☠ and below was a gigantic wreck)

[personal profile] decayings 2019-11-04 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
( as a matter of fact, sweeney will miss. not because she conscious dodges him, though if she noticed him coming she may have done just that. no, he'll miss only because she ducks to avoid when of these flying shitheads. since when do maggots jump anyway? whatever. this isn't even the weirdest thing that's happened to her.

with a triumphant little shout, she jams one booted heel into the head --fuck she hopes it's the head-- of one of the maggots. only then does she round on her would be hero, fists tightly clenched and that perpetual scowl still plastered all over her face. of course it would be him. who the fuck else? )


Tell me this has something to do with Wednesday, or one of his fucking cronies.
decayings: (☠ and god made man)

never be sorry for this little asshole!

[personal profile] decayings 2019-11-04 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well. Strange is par for the fucking course these days.

( honestly, laura doesn't even bother look at him right away, feeling oddly engaged in the gore buffet, despite the fact that it ought to churn her stomach. if her stomach was functioning these days.

except then that cloud of smoke fits her, and it doesn't smell like cherries or any of that other bullshit teenagers inhale anymore --honestly, why can't nicotine just be good enough?-- it smells like an electrical fire. discomforting and familiar all at once.

flicking the remains of the eyeball away, she finally turns his way with an arched brow, mouth set in a grim line. )


Remind me who the fuck you're supposed to be again. The god of 70's synth pop?

( seriously, don't these assholes have anything to do but fuck with her life? )
decayings: (☠ when i was a girl)

[personal profile] decayings 2019-11-04 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly.

( huffing a faint laugh, laura flicks at something on the table that might be...yeah, that's definitely a chunk of brain and fuck if she doesn't want to think about why that little piece is all that's left of it. )

You can even choose between small intestine and large intestine.

( glancing up at the other woman, she tips her empty glass, as if in a toast. )

Who says there's no variety?
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[personal profile] acidwashjeans 2019-11-04 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
No more Mind Flayer, way more extra monsters and horror and general craziness. [Yes, he knows he sounds crazy. don't hang up]

Whatever you do, don't go near the body parts. Or the fungus. Or the rats.
decayings: (☠ i was old before)

[personal profile] decayings 2019-11-04 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Calves brain, huh? ( her faintly meandering tone of voice makes it pretty obvious that any interest she has is purely incidental. because he's right. it's clearly a human fucking brain. human fucking heart, human fucking eyeball...even if she stops to think for a second about where their as yet unseen hosts might have gotten all this, it doesn't register as horrific as it probably should. )

I don't eat much these days, but look around you. ( she waves a hand vaguely around the room. ) Do cannibals seem like the most unlikely option right now? I mean, someone put this whole thing together, right?
deflectere: (N I N E)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-04 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Arranged marriage is probably a closer approximation. She's a good person. Just not my type.

( if you get his drift and all. )
laminae: (don't call me that)

ii.

[personal profile] laminae 2019-11-04 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Even since becoming Fern hunger hasn't been a sensation he's really felt. Exhaustion, sure, but it's sort of hard to when he no longer has the internal organs necessary for it. For him, hunger has been replaced by a drained sort of hollowness, exactly what you'd expect from a plant that hasn't gotten enough nutrients to photosynthesize.

So it's very strange when he does start feeling hungry again. Strange and more than a little disconcerting, because how in Ooo is he supposed to deal with this when he can't eat like a normal person? Being able to taste food isn't the same as being able to actually eat it, so he's lost, even as he finds himself as this buffet that is the epitome of Deerington.

He isn't put off by the sight of all the organs. Whatever, he's killed and skinned and eaten animals before, and Ooo isn't all sunshine and rainbows. No, what's putting him off is the memory from a couple weeks ago, dragging doppleganger bodies back to his home for some desperately needed meals -

Ugh, he can't believe this, but he's in the buffet line, staring down the meat and wondering if just... sticking his roots into a liver or heart or something would help. Would that count? It probably wouldn't, knowing his luck.

"This is real messed up, even for this stupid town," he says aloud, doing the usual teenage thing of not complaining to anyone in particular but making his opinion abundantly clear to the few people within earshot.
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[personal profile] rme 2019-11-04 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't tell if that sounds better or worse.

Yeah, I was really thinking I might take a frolic over in the fungi, thanks. [ Robin mutters, but don't take the snark personally, she's just freaking out and trying to cope with that. Jesus, this is so much weirder than Russians under the mall. ] How about I just stay here until you show up?

[ 'here' being the doorstep to the house she woke up inside of. ]
strangel: (067.)

arrival / wildcard-ish - cw blood and just... helena.... being alarming....

[personal profile] strangel 2019-11-04 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
( There's a figure crouched on the sideway, a mass of blonde hair, a dress that was once pale, but now is streaked with mud and blood. The woman has dipped her fingers into one of the puddles of blood, and is sniffing at is as it rolls down her fingers, with the intensity and focus of a feral animal, before tasting it with the tip of her tongue.

The sound of a voice gets her attention, there is an unusual quality to it, and Helena cranes her neck at an almost unnatural angle, before slow standing. She moves with a strange way, holding herself as though she were something disjointed, or held together by broken glass. )


The blood is being rancid.

( Helpfully, she holds her hand up in offering, as though the stranger would want to smell more closely for themselves. The intense focus of her gaze is challenging, almost daring the woman to look away from her. )

I think they were gutting many pigs to get so much.
Edited 2019-11-04 13:35 (UTC)
rocinantes: (s i x)

same ME TOO

[personal profile] rocinantes 2019-11-04 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
( had amos looked in that basket? no, no he had not. he hadn't looked and he wouldn't look because he wasn't going to do anything that made him comfortable in a place like this. the weapon doesn't falter. )

Where's the rest of my crew?

( something about this man doesn't give off the aggressive vibe of someone with a hair trigger but amos is going to get more answers before he decides to lower his weapon. )

Who are you?
kissingbridge: (Ⲛⲟⲱ ⲇⲛ𝖽 ⲧⲏⲉⲛ)

audio; un: bblock

[personal profile] kissingbridge 2019-11-04 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Siri, obviously. Don't you recognize my dulcet tones?
brandnewtech: (how dare)

[personal profile] brandnewtech 2019-11-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The answer is no, he has nothing better to do than fuck with her right now.

Had she caught him with that a month ago, his reaction may have been different. He'd suffered so much disrespect since coming to this nightmare hellhole that he'd nearly just written the whole population as a loss. They are ignorant, and he isn't in the mood to teach.

But no player in the game is going to get away so easily. No one who not only KNOWS but is working for the opposition. They hadn't met properly. Now they could remedy that. Maybe he'd even try to win her over. Still--

A slightly hysterical burst of laughter overtook him for a moment. It is a laugh of someone barely restraining his anger, and it doesn't last long. His face rests in a dangerous expression, but he stays out of arm's reach. ]


You're fucking with me. Normally I wouldn't but I'll let it slide this time because you did me a solid that worked out really well for all sides. [ He inclines his head slightly, narrowing his eyes. ] Are. You. Still working for Wednesday? The Gallows Gods still hold your leash? Al got your number? These details fucking matter, even here.
gentrify: (Default)

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[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't believe I'm about to save a Star Wars nerd.

[ comes the murmur from some yards away, followed by the mechanical click of an AK being locked and loaded. if dustin takes a glance back towards the should, he'll find mickey milkovich, some pale looking early-twenties punk with a goddamn semi-automatic rifle pointed in his direction. it's mostly aimed for the maggots, sure, but dustin's stiiiiill kinda in the way. ]

Yo! Tuck and roll, Boba, this thing ain't known for accuracy.
gentrify: (pic#11581309)

Not Beasts Nor Kin; cw: slurs about mental illness

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ mickey's making his way out with a couple of sacks, one mostly full of beer and the other frozen pizzas. grocery shopping at its finest. he stops abruptly at the fool hanging out on top of his goddamn (stolen) car. dude. manners. ]

Yeah, that's great, get off the fuckin' Camero, Short Bus. [ the fuck is wrong with you, man? you don't just stand on peoples' cars like a barbarian. ] You know how long I had to spend breaking into the thing? Off, or I'm digging for pepper spray.

[ they make luxury cars a little better protected, but like hell that stopped mickey from getting himself some nice wheels in this place. and this huge blond fucker is scuffing up the hood right now. off, fido, off. ]
Edited 2019-11-04 18:22 (UTC)
gentrify: (Default)

network

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
what, you didnt ride in on the cruise liner?

no shit, sherlock, nobody wants to be here
Edited 2019-11-04 18:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onerthes 2019-11-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies. You may call me Vira-Lorr. Runeseeker is more or less a job title. It would be like calling someone a candlestick maker, a carpenter or an enchanter.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2019-11-04 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[There was a very good chance that these things had no more souls than a rock. They were as likely to be constructs of this city and nightmare as real monsters or beasts.]

Ah, my apologies. Just employing some sarcasm to express my distaste. About the only good thing here is the people, honestly.

[As the fighting was starting to die down it was obvious from the sounds that the creatures were retreating fully now. She put her rapier up against her shoulder and sighed.]

Very little is to be loved about the place.
yodelling: (Not convinced by anything here)

[personal profile] yodelling 2019-11-04 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[As long as they're running AWAY from the maggots, she'll take it. Also this look. Forever.]

I- a whatnow?

[Who ya gonna call? Jessie sure as hell doesn't know. Sorry, Ray, she spent the entirety of the 80s and the first half of the 90s in a cardboard box.]

deflectere: (T H I R T E E N)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-04 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
( it's just two sentences but alec already dislikes this person. )

You sure about that? Asked everyone their opinion?
gentrify: (pic#11581306)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's cool, alec, most people dislike him. and he dislikes most people back, so it evens out okay. ]

dude
there are rotting organs falling out the fuckin walls like Pink Floyd did a mash up with Saw
do you honestly think i need to poll the community on that one?
mollymocked: (⚔ tell me what you fear)

[personal profile] mollymocked 2019-11-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhh shhh. None of that now. It wasn't your fault. [He leans down so he can bump his horns against hers.] None of us were really thinking about consequences when we did the things that landed us where we ended up, so don't put it all on yourself.
deflectere: (F O U R T E E N)

[personal profile] deflectere 2019-11-04 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it'd be entertaining to see you try.

[ not that he doesn't have a point but still. ]

I'd laugh.
gentrify: (pic#11581305)

[personal profile] gentrify 2019-11-04 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
and that's what's important here, that you get a good chuckle in

you're the one with the belief issues, poll em yourself

[personal profile] godking 2019-11-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't tellin' you that, because I don't know what's goin' on meself.

(He gives her a once over, smiling brightly. God, she's a sight. He doesn't even care if she notices him looking at her like that, because he's dead, right? Fuckin' dead.

Another maggot shuffles up and tries to take a bite out of Sweeney's boot and he gives it a swift kick. It goes sailing down the street.)


Yeh miss me?