[ Alas, geese cannot chortle. Or laugh. Or cackle. Despite more than one goose being a "gaggle". Which sounds very similar. But we've looked it up. Geese cannot laugh. ]
[ However, if they could, this particular, horrible, example of the species would delight in doing so. The more the human searches, the more Unholy Fowl Glee it feels. Maybe this is not just a goose, maybe it truly is from Deerington after all. ]
[ pap-pap-pap go those awful webbed feet. ]
[ You've heard of Rake In The Lake. Get ready for Gem In The ATM -- why is there an ATM in Deerington? We just don't know. ]
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[ However, if they could, this particular, horrible, example of the species would delight in doing so. The more the human searches, the more Unholy Fowl Glee it feels. Maybe this is not just a goose, maybe it truly is from Deerington after all. ]
[ pap-pap-pap go those awful webbed feet. ]
[ You've heard of Rake In The Lake. Get ready for Gem In The ATM -- why is there an ATM in Deerington? We just don't know. ]