That's because it's not a weapon. It's like driftwood ... or something. I found it on the street.

[Is this dude really calling him out when he can just shapeshift into whatever weapon he feels like? So far, Dustin's done pretty okay with his dried out piece of wood, just beating the grubworms into a gooey pulp but he doesn't mind the help.]

Woah. So- you- what are you?

[It's not like he means for it to be an insult, it's the contrary. He's never seen anything quite like it and one of his friends can travel between dimensions and use telekinesis. It's curiosity that has him asking, because whatever he is- it's not on the side of normal that he comes from himself.]