[ he's carrying around an AK because he woke up with an AK and he's not complaining about it, alright? someone hands you a free assault rifle, you don't question it, steve, you just take it and go before they change their mind.
also, these maggots are nasty, they deserve to be destroyed, he's doing a civil service here. ]
Thanks, man. Plus, these things aren't the most accurate and it'd be a fuckin' bummer, on top of the other shit, if I accidentally kneecapped some rando right now.
[ that's you, you're the rando. cover your ears, because once he has sights lined up, mickey's firing. it's like shooting fish in a barrel - the maggots are huge targets, they're not moving much, and he's not very far away. they're just letting out some gross death screeches, and oh yeah, they're splattering. ew. ]
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also, these maggots are nasty, they deserve to be destroyed, he's doing a civil service here. ]
Thanks, man. Plus, these things aren't the most accurate and it'd be a fuckin' bummer, on top of the other shit, if I accidentally kneecapped some rando right now.
[ that's you, you're the rando. cover your ears, because once he has sights lined up, mickey's firing. it's like shooting fish in a barrel - the maggots are huge targets, they're not moving much, and he's not very far away. they're just letting out some gross death screeches, and oh yeah, they're splattering. ew. ]