Uh, you ever get bit by a poisonous snake? Shit hurts, motherfucker. [ it is not illegal to call a preteen a motherfucker, don't @ him. ] You know what, I'm glad I saved you, 'cause now I can go find a snake to bite you and laugh while you scream your head off and develop a crippling snake phobia like a normal-ass human being with reasonable reactions.
[ how dare you shit on his homie Indiana Jones. honestly, mickey isn't even that committed to fictional characters, he just likes arguing and shittalk. and so many people get viscerally offended while arguing with him, WHO'D'VE THUNK IT. this is why he needs gallaghers in his life. they never care how much hyperbolic nonsense and derogatory flippancy he spews.
as for han solo - ] That just sounds like he grew up in a ghetto. I know 12 year old hood gremlins that can do all that shit.
[ carl gallagher probably being one, but don't tell him mickey said so. lip, definitely, for two. ian's a little too high key to get conman down. digging around in his pockets again, mickey pulls out a carton of cigarettes, pinching one between his lips before he lights it up and squints down at this weird kid. ] Don't you have a house, or a babysitter, or somewhere I can drop you off before I decide to punt you to the other side of the city?
cw: classism??? idefk its mickey
[ how dare you shit on his homie Indiana Jones. honestly, mickey isn't even that committed to fictional characters, he just likes arguing and shittalk. and so many people get viscerally offended while arguing with him, WHO'D'VE THUNK IT. this is why he needs gallaghers in his life. they never care how much hyperbolic nonsense and derogatory flippancy he spews.
as for han solo - ] That just sounds like he grew up in a ghetto. I know 12 year old hood gremlins that can do all that shit.
[ carl gallagher probably being one, but don't tell him mickey said so. lip, definitely, for two. ian's a little too high key to get conman down. digging around in his pockets again, mickey pulls out a carton of cigarettes, pinching one between his lips before he lights it up and squints down at this weird kid. ] Don't you have a house, or a babysitter, or somewhere I can drop you off before I decide to punt you to the other side of the city?