Does it help this relative stranger has pop-tarts? That's usually a good selling point for me.

[The crowbar is a good idea, you never know when you need a good crowbar.]

C'mon, it's this way. [And he starts off towards David Cliff.] So, you new? You got that new 'oh holy shit I'm in an actual nightmare realm, what the fuck is happening to me?' vibe about you.