I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

[ of all the fairies he would never ever want to be, AK fairy is probably the one he would hate the least, so yes, he'll take it. ]

Judging by the fact we're calling it helltown, I'm thinking whoever's in charge of handing out AKs doesn't particularly give a shit what you'd like to have on hand in a kidnapping. Crime's funny that way - usually leaves one side kinda sad.