[ would that she could roll her eyes hard enough at this entire exchange. of course katherine doesn't believe her. to be fair, caroline wouldn't believe herself, if she hadn't seen it with her own two eyes. ]

I didn't put the candles anywhere. They were on the countertops, and then I turned around, and they were on the dining table. They just moved.

[ candles don't move on their own. they don't have feet. they don't have brains. they're candles! ]

Very funny. If I'm senile, you're a vegetable.