[Wow, she is so glad he didn't drop the dang thing. Or... you know, punt her. She's always glad for every new meeting that doesn't end with her being drop kicked.]

Howdy! Uh. You're seeing things, either, I'm real. Sorry, I know it's...mighty weird.

[God, she usually builds up to meeting new people, this is too weird. She hugs her arms around herself, trying to keep warm.]

The name's Jessie. I wondered if you could help me out?