[Sally has to take a moment to recover from the fact that she's already surprised within two sentences of meeting someone. Then she has to take a moment to recover from the fact that being surprised an apparently white dude with no accent grew up in South America is kind of a dick move.

The pace of her face journey is such that this conversational bump in the road is gone faster than it came.]

—Oh, yeah, I mean, I grew up in Missouri and I don't think I ever met anyone who was vegan or anything the whole time I was there, so.

[It's not a competition, Sally.]

So did you just get here? I sorta did too. It's kinda crazy trying to wrap your head around, right? I mean, it was the start of summer before I woke up here and now it's basically Christmas, how fucked up is that?