What? I don't know about you but I totally care about opinion homicidal goat-man monsters.

[ He gives a flippant wave of his hand.. and immediately regrets it as he's dragged a few feet and almost sent sprawling. Okaaaay both hands on the chain at aaall times. He wraps the end around his hand a couple times. Ideally he needs a way to tie or stake this sucker down. It's times like these he kind of wishes he packed a few other ninja essentials. Like kunai! That would be sweet right now. Perfect stake. Unfortunately when he have the coolest sword in existence you kind of forget about everything else. ]

So like... there a volcano or anything nearby?