micycle: (if you leave me)
ɹǝʅǝǝɥʍ ǝʞᴉɯ ([personal profile] micycle) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2019-11-29 03:39 am (UTC)

[An Exasperated Sigh.]

I tried to get him to stop stealing my toaster, so he kicked me in the face.

[It was honestly not even the most alarming part of that day. He'd just come home after nearly killing a guy with a lamp, getting strangled, and then watching his friend try to cut his said strangler's hands off, so the details of the toaster theft are a little foggy in comparison.

... Sorry, Nance. Just, sorry in general.]


It's literally not a big deal at all.

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