( is stefan not even going to appreciate his pretzel alphabet art? look at it. look. he's spelled k-a-t and well, that's as much as he'll do. can't be bothered to complete it. he pops a pretzel stick in his mouth and lets out a shrug. )

This town will try to kill you, you know. It's a thing it seems to like doing. ( at least that's what he's surmised. so far it's been one crazy thing after another. ) Rumor has it you can come back from the dead here though. Probably with like half a brain missing. ( hell, there's gotta be a catch. )