Hey, beats panicking over shit that can't change.

Dimension filled with chickens. Specifically, a pocket dimension created by a demon, and every chicken that existed on earth got teleported there by some guy with weird priorities. He sent us there too, we started plummeting towards the ground 'cause for some reason everything sent to that dimension appears in the sky, and then we got saved by getting sent to Hell.

[A beat.]

Sea monsters don't sound so fucking bad anymore, huh?