If I didn't live my life paranoid, I would've been dead a long time ago. [Why did that statement make him want to laugh derisively? He hasn't died. Right...?]

But imagine, if we fought the ocean and won, that'd be a pretty fun story to tell. Not many people can lay claim to that.


[OOC: I'm sorry these tags took so long! This month got away from me! x_x]