[Note: Peter's canonpoint is right after Guardians of the Galaxy 2, but feel free to 4th wall him at any time if you'd like!]
a. Straw Houses cw: body horror
[Look, there's free food. And Peter hasn't eaten earth food in years, so yeah, the moment he's got the opportunity to? He's chowing down. So much. Bacon? Hell yeah!
...look, the fact that he's somehow gotten a pig nose and pig ears afterwards is...maybe kinda almost worth it. Almost.
It sucks that it's getting worse, though. Probably he should worry about it? Once his hands turn to hooves that's when he starts running around, trying to get someone to help him.]
Hey! Hey, you! I need some serious help! [A pig-faced Peter runs after you, waving his hoofs. Hooves? The tusks in his mouth make it a little hard to talk, but he should still be fairly understandable.] I swear I'm cuter than this!
b. Apple a Day cw: ageism likely
[So Peter ate an apple and now he looks really, really, really old. This sucks for obvious reasons, many of them being he was also, once again, not his normal action hero self. He stares at himself in a window, mouth agape.
No, he was freaking out because he kind of looked like his dad. He doesn't look like his dad, does he?
He looks worse than his dad. He rubs his face.]
I guess I could make it work by being the old wise sage of the group. Like Gandalf or something...
c. Network, Video; Un: Star-Lord
Hey, so like, is there anything you can eat in this stupid place that won't, I don't know, warp your face? It's just a little weird...
Peter Quill | MCU/GOTG | OTA
a. Straw Houses cw: body horror
[Look, there's free food. And Peter hasn't eaten earth food in years, so yeah, the moment he's got the opportunity to? He's chowing down. So much. Bacon? Hell yeah!
...look, the fact that he's somehow gotten a pig nose and pig ears afterwards is...maybe kinda almost worth it. Almost.
It sucks that it's getting worse, though. Probably he should worry about it? Once his hands turn to hooves that's when he starts running around, trying to get someone to help him.]
Hey! Hey, you! I need some serious help! [A pig-faced Peter runs after you, waving his hoofs. Hooves? The tusks in his mouth make it a little hard to talk, but he should still be fairly understandable.] I swear I'm cuter than this!
b. Apple a Day cw: ageism likely
[So Peter ate an apple and now he looks really, really, really old. This sucks for obvious reasons, many of them being he was also, once again, not his normal action hero self. He stares at himself in a window, mouth agape.
No, he was freaking out because he kind of looked like his dad. He doesn't look like his dad, does he?
He looks worse than his dad. He rubs his face.]
I guess I could make it work by being the old wise sage of the group. Like Gandalf or something...
c. Network, Video; Un: Star-Lord
Hey, so like, is there anything you can eat in this stupid place that won't, I don't know, warp your face? It's just a little weird...
d. Wildcard:
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