[He doesn't mind her inspecting the weirdness, hell, he's just happy that someone's actually taking the time to help him out.]
...yeeeeeahhhhhhh. That would not be cool. Oh man, that would so not be cool.
[Thanks Yondu, for terrorizing him when he was a kid into thinking people were gonna eat him. Worst dad joke ever.]
I honestly don't know, I just...ended up like this. Does that happen? Cursing? Is that a thing? Maybe it had something to do with the bacon I ate...revenge of the pigs?
cw: mention of childhood trauma related to cannibalism
...yeeeeeahhhhhhh. That would not be cool. Oh man, that would so not be cool.
[Thanks Yondu, for terrorizing him when he was a kid into thinking people were gonna eat him. Worst dad joke ever.]
I honestly don't know, I just...ended up like this. Does that happen? Cursing? Is that a thing? Maybe it had something to do with the bacon I ate...revenge of the pigs?