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chris chambers ([personal profile] chrismas) wrote in [community profile] soddersays 2020-03-29 05:05 am (UTC)

Ouch.

(Chris was still smiling though. He always preferred his company with people who could jostle each other. Plus, guys like Bill always thrilled him. Smart guys with fast wit and big words. It amazed Chris that there were people out there like that. Not that he really knew if Bill was all that smart, but he obviously wasn't a goddamn brick either. Chris can't imagine spitting comebacks with a stutter was easy. That shit took dedication.

It isn't surprising to hear that this place wasn't great. Not as bad as Derry, but that wasn't saying much either considering Derry. Chris wondered where Deerington ranked on a scale of Maine's general shittiness.

The question makes Chris get a wise, thoughtful look on his face, and almost immediately after Bill asks, he sighs:)


I h-have the b-b-biggest dick in M-Maine. (Listen sometimes it was more important to make a dude laugh than cure yourself of a curse. Sue him.)


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