Oh, I would love to tell you, but I kind of made a deal with the asshole rooster and he swore me to clucky secrecy. If I betray him now, I may be on a chicken run for the rest of the day.
You have to swear on the best chicken nuggets you've ever had you will not tell him that I'm even talking to you, let alone revealing the chicken burrito secret location.
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You have to swear on the best chicken nuggets you've ever had you will not tell him that I'm even talking to you, let alone revealing the chicken burrito secret location.