"Well, could you ignore something like that when it's right in front of you? I can still smell the juices and the spices and-" Okay, he has to stop now or he's just going to keep salivating over the lost pork.

"Guess you've got a point there. I happen to like having two legs." But now they need to get to the elephant in the room. Or the spider. "So, that web thing you did- that was pretty cool. I've never seen anything like that before." He's totally fibbing, and Peter is totally welcome to pick up on that.