Shit, "Suckville" is a way better alternative than anything I've managed to think up in a year.

[ AKA who is this clever chick and is Wynonna mildly offended by her quality quipping ability or just wildly impressed? Chances are it's a little bit of both. ]

I'm Wynonna, by the way. [ It takes her an extra second to free her hand from the array of tees she's slung over her forearm, but when she unearths it she gently extends it across the space between them. ]