"Oh, that's clever. Witty, even. Iron Man Barber Kit. I need to remember that, pitch that idea to marketing. Bet I'd make a killing." Hey, shooting the shit with people is half the fun. At least, it's more fun than turning into a pig. Or even considering what that would be like.

He gives those bracelets a good once-over, taking in what details he can from just surveying them.

"So, uh, scale of one to ten: how crazy are you going to think I am when I say I've seen something like that before?" The webshooters, he means. It's not the most improbable thing he's ever heard. The fact that there could very well be two individuals going by the name Spider-Man isn't that weird, is it? Not in his mind, anyway.