Well, who knows, maybe one day she'll show up here. I'll introduce you, if you don't run into her first. [ And then he's smiling, because gosh, if she isn't the cutest thing ever. If he wasn't already wrapped around his little girl's finger... well. Fatherhood has certainly changed him. ] Yeah, I'm glad we met, by the way.

[ He's almost forgotten all about his piggy problems. He's been so busy talking that he hasn't noticed how his nose has morphed into something resembling a pig's snout. Luckily, he hasn't changed so much that he's walking on all fours, but it's probably something of an inevitability at this point. ]

There's been a few, but really, they were joint efforts. [ Look, he can actually appreciate being part of a team now. Age has given him some perspective. ]