"It caught on fire? Huh. Sounds like there's a story behind that one. There usually is, anytime something catches on fire." But he shuts up again so he can listen to the rest of Peter's story, chuckling at the bit about the wind's trajectory. "Believe it or not, I've done that before too. Or, well, I did that before I wised up and factored it in."

Luckily, he never fell down like that, but it was a bit of a near miss. "Well, hey, I'm sure pizzas only added to the irresistible allure of the tower and made it so much better." And he can already picture the reactions of his friends to such a thing.