[ Unfortunately for Wade's possibly ex-wife from another dimension, he doesn't look like the Wade she might possibly know. No blonde hair, no blue eyes, no scars that make him look like sad pork rind. No, he looks like any other Joe, pushing a shopping cart from god knows where seeing as it has food, clothes and a bunch of items that are definitely haunted.

His head swivels to her, and his brown eyes trail from head to toe and then back up. ]

I don't remember seeing anything about Sexy Smurfette. [ Is that a compliment or an insult? ]

It can't help it, it was written that way. You try to be a native to a creepy Stephen King wet-dream and see if you come out of it unscathed.

[ Maybe luckily or unluckily for them both, he's in civvies. ]

Lemme guess, new in town?