[ Someone's feeling dirty for thinking Wade Winston Wilson is attractive, huh? ]
I'd say the one and only but apparently the multiverse is real and Disney is about to bad touch the fuck outta me. Maybe I'll tell 'em my safe word is Sony. Haah!
You mean, I don't look like the inside of a Pizza Roll? Appreciate the sugar coating on that part, Toots. I get a sick-ass Fox movie, that I practically blackmailed the heads into letting me have. Get cancer, almost die a lot, survive a near fatal bovine attack, get injected with a fuckload of whoknowswhat, lose any hope of being Prom King, and dying, ever. Travel the world in an attempt to regain my spice for life and a flux capacitor, while battling ninjas, the Yakuza and a pack of sexually aggressive canines. Yadda, yadda. It's a family movie.
[ Does he sound just as crazy as the Wade she knows? ] The next one's gonna be a Disney movie. Can't wait to ruin the expectations of so many emotionally unavailable parents.
I was born talking though. In the womb. Before the womb. That was always consistent. [ Sure, he talks a LOT more now. But he's always been chatty. ]
Then I showed up here, got injected with a bunch of autobots, got cured of looking like I had leprosy AND the cancer in one go. [ His head cants to the side, curiosity sparking in his expression. ] Since I've done that song and dance, and nowhere along the way was La Blue Girl involved, how do you know me exactly?
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I'd say the one and only but apparently the multiverse is real and Disney is about to bad touch the fuck outta me. Maybe I'll tell 'em my safe word is Sony. Haah!
You mean, I don't look like the inside of a Pizza Roll? Appreciate the sugar coating on that part, Toots. I get a sick-ass Fox movie, that I practically blackmailed the heads into letting me have. Get cancer, almost die a lot, survive a near fatal bovine attack, get injected with a fuckload of whoknowswhat, lose any hope of being Prom King, and dying, ever. Travel the world in an attempt to regain my spice for life and a flux capacitor, while battling ninjas, the Yakuza and a pack of sexually aggressive canines. Yadda, yadda. It's a family movie.
[ Does he sound just as crazy as the Wade she knows? ] The next one's gonna be a Disney movie. Can't wait to ruin the expectations of so many emotionally unavailable parents.
I was born talking though. In the womb. Before the womb. That was always consistent. [ Sure, he talks a LOT more now. But he's always been chatty. ]
Then I showed up here, got injected with a bunch of autobots, got cured of looking like I had leprosy AND the cancer in one go. [ His head cants to the side, curiosity sparking in his expression. ] Since I've done that song and dance, and nowhere along the way was La Blue Girl involved, how do you know me exactly?