You know, it would be super fucking swell if they could have one full week go by in this shithole without some nonsense going on. Maybe it's too much to ask for, but here they are. Louis turns at the warning and holy shit that's an aligator. Or a crocodile. Whichever. Dinosaur works, actually.

"The fuck did that even come from?!!"

But you know, he's definitely running because all he's got is a goddamn chair leg and a few knives and he's not Bear Grylls. He absolutely cannot fight a croco-gator.