"Well that's some bullshit!"

Alex didn't sign up for this. He was going to go to law school. Yes, law school is kind of terrifying, but at least it wouldn't involve him being chased by giant reptiles! And he'd be living with his hot royal boyfriend! This was not in his plan, and he would have been very happy if it had stayed not in the plan.

"Great, let's get the fuck inside already!"