texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

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[lastcomfort]

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[lastcomfort]

butitsnotzangetsusandontworry

DONE IG

[lastcomfort]

Oh look!!

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It's a pirate!! Arrrr!

[howlett]

i'm no doctor, but i think it's worth testing out.

say your ass turns out to be the cure for this place's post-death plague? you just can't keep a solution like that from this town, blake. could wear on your conscience.

cw: sexual content

[oversight]

Ah, so you're an ass man. I can appreciate that.

[ A moment later he sends a picture titled "cure.png" that's an artsy ass shot in black and white, all chiaroscuro. ]

Bella Swan | Twilight | OTA

[littlelesshelpless]

i. my stalker sent me an erotic poem. who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?

ii. thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

iii. what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

[howlett]

i get that a lot.

[Colour him pleasantly surprised when the phone pings and that picture comes through. After a long moment of triumphant appreciation he realizes the production value on this looks untenable.]

did you.. just take this now?
or do you shoot a reel of these things?

[oversight]

Not going to lie, I have a couple shots tucked away. There's nothing like being prepared.

[waitatick]

They do help to increase mass, in most species.

Though...might I ask what 'boobs' are? I have no heard that term as yet...

[howlett]

yuh know...
yer kind of a little minx John Blake.

but you've made an old man's day.

how many of these JP already seen?

[oversight]

Minx? That's a new one. I'm not displeased, though.

JP usually gets the naughty writing. I don't think he's seen the pictures yet.

brianna berenson | gone

[fayzedandconfused]

1. Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.

2. why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?

clarisse la rue | riordan

[laruetheday]

1. I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

2. I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

3. Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing

[howlett]

by the looks of things you got nothing to be displeased about, bub.

what the hell did he do to ear that honour?

[oversight]

Shared his shameless gossip with me.

[howlett]

ahhh yer a flirt and a gossip.

no wonder you two get on.

[oversight]

It helps that he's beautiful and I'm a sucker for a soft heart in hard shell.

[howlett]

...

you got it bad for him?

[oversight]

No worse than I've got it for Bruce. 😉 If you mean do I love him, of course I do. Who wouldn't? Besides, you know I'm not wrong about him.

[howlett]

sure

but there's the kind of love that's good for you and the kind of love that kills you slowly, ya know?.

[oversight]

I'm familiar with that, yeah. He's the former. Bruce, too. The latter's long gone. And if you tell anyone I said so, you'll never see an artful ass shot ever again, got it?

[howlett]

that's... maybe the cutest shit i've ever been threatened with.

but i'm glad. i ain't interested in watchin you hurt over anybody.

my lips are sealed, bub.

[oversight]

Ah, another soft heart, hard shell culprit, I see. Cute.

So, was the pic a cure-all, or just a bandage?

[howlett]

who? me?
nah. it's adamantium all the way through.

hmm too soon to say. further testing needed.
for science.

[oversight]

Tit for tat? Say something nice about yourself and I'll bring the science.