texts from last night (in deerington)

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

INSTRUCTIONS:

▶ Post a top level with a handful of randomly generated texts from TFLN (cw: very nsfw) AND/OR write texts that your character might have sent after a long night at the Hair of the Dog/studying at the library/dealing with the heatwave/watching trials while eating popcorn etc. The more ridiculous and messy the better!

▶ Reply to other people's texts, assuming your character received one either through misfire or on purpose! They can be game canon or not, it's up to you (though they can't count for AC)!

▶ Have fun, stay chill, enjoy some silliness!

Comments

Logan | Marvel 616

[howlett]

1. yer always welcome to drop by but i won't promise to have pants on.

2. some of us are living proof that a man can live to a hundred and not have learned a damn thing.

3. anger. apathy. nihilism. it's all the same after the liquors gone.

4. didn't you hear? i'm sick. send nudes.

5. text him

1

[ninetieskid]

You better. Pants are not optional with you, old man.

[howlett]

my house my rules.

you got a problem with that, i've got a paper bag with your name on it.

[ninetieskid]

Woof.
I see you're as charming as always.

Related question, have you discovered manscaping yet?

[howlett]

listen darlin' yer too young to understand but.

cake without frosting's just bread.

[ninetieskid]

Oh my god. That's got to be the worst metaphor.

[howlett]

😉

4.

[oversight]

Something tells me this wasn't meant for me... But I did hear that, yeah.

[howlett]

oop.

ah well i ain't picky, batfan.
you feel like cheerin up a sick old man?

[oversight]

That depends on whether or not I'm going to get some blowback for it.

[howlett]

depends what you mean by blowback i guess.

[oversight]

Not in the fun way. What other meaning would there be? Obviously I don't want to piss anyone off.

[howlett]

i dunno but it sounds like it could be dirty.

what like your big green boy friend? well ask him if he'd be hurt to know you're volunteering to cheer up the sick and elderly.

[oversight]

I'm more worried about your little green boyfriends.

[howlett]

He's blue.
And he's a bigger flirt than you are.

I dunno what's less likely.
that you think JPs gonna be mad you're sharing pin-ups or that you think i ain't gonna show him.

5

[sidecars]

Did I leave my tights at the cabin last night?

[howlett]

I dunno, were you lurking in the bushes without pants on?

4

[hollow_man]

ok yeah this was definitely sent to the wrong person. the rumours are true: you really DON'T know how technology works, do you?

[howlett]

technology like an F-22 Raptor or technology like twitter?

cause I'm great with one of those things, bub.

[hollow_man]

and in this situation one of them doesn't matter, yeah?

I won't tell Jubilee.

[howlett]

don't paint me with such a broad brush is all i'm sayin.

tell her what? that my sex life would scare her?
she knows.

[hollow_man]

Uh huh.

Ok that's probably true. Right. Forget I said anything then. I won't even ask who you were trying to contact.

[howlett]

what bugs you more? that you probably know em or that you're not gettin any?

[hollow_man]

logan please don't murder me for this, but I can safely say I really, really am not hurt by not getting saucy texts from you. I am frankly relieved.

If minorly disturbed by speculating who they're for, yes.

[howlett]

you know how many people have told me that? as many as I've ended up fucking anyway.

loves a funny thing, hotlips.