Uh...huh. [ What was someone suppose to expect when they're kidnapped to a weird dreamland? He's really not sure. Well, he supposes he needs to be the exposition-er. Perfect. ]

Okay, long story short. You've been kidnapped to a weird hallucination sleep land. Girl named Sodder created this place. Now Evil nun Lady wants to make all our lives miserable and likely kill girl named Sodder.

You can't leave. If you die here you can come back to life, but try not to.

[ A pause because well that all sounds negative. ]

Also everything is free.